More mullet haiku

Once again, these are from the beer church website. If I could remember the URL I’d add it in here. A year or two ago I copied a bunch of them from the beer church website, cleaned them up, and have been dispersing them a little at a time to deserving mullet lovers ever since.

Jam-stained cheeks and mouth
Swearing like drunken sailor
Mullet-haired toddler

Beer fueled madness
Rocks the double wide trailer.
Inbred tornado

Jim Beam, hi-five slam.
The Nova’s got nine flats in trunk.
Jehovah’s witness…

LinuxChix

LinuxChix EFCD
Somebody came up with this on one of the lists I’m on. It was a joke, but I wish I could buy one. 🙂

Haiku O’ The Week : Hangovers

Beer, wine, some mixed drinks.
What the hell was I thinking???
My body hates me.

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Head pounds like a drum.
Stomach will not stop churning.
Kill me right now, please!

Bloodshot eyes burning.
Drinking gallons of water.
Have yet to go pee.

AF
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How many was it??
Good GAWD why didn’t I stop?
Barfing always helps.

Tastes just like candy!
Never doing shots again.
More barf in my car!

Where the hell’s my bra?
Camel pooped in my mouth – GAG!
Who the hell are you??

MM
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Celebrate Earth Day
Visit new Club Baby Seal
and get polluted!

Dizzy, can’t think straight
I probably shouldn’t drive.
Too much tequila last night.

bc

Haiku: Hangovers

Hangovers … BTDT

Beer, wine, some mixed drinks.
What the hell was I thinking???
My body hates me.

——————-

Head pounds like a drum.
Stomach will not stop churning.
Kill me right now, please!

Bloodshot eyes burning.
Drinking gallons of water.
Have yet to go pee.

AF
————————

How many was it??
Good GAWD why didn’t I stop?
Barfing always helps.

Tastes just like candy!
Never doing shots again.
More barf in my car!

Where the hell’s my bra?
Camel pooped in my mouth – GAG!
Who the hell are you??

MM
————————–

Celebrate Earth Day
Visit new Club Baby Seal
and get polluted!

Dizzy, can’t think straight
I probably shouldn’t drive.
Too much tequila last night.

bc
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Titles, names

My friend has an alter ego, very funny. Her name is …

Farrell Katz. Doncha just love it?
Mine, which occupied 15 minutes of my time on Livejournal, was …
Nita Schtupp. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mullet Haiku O’ the Day

These Mullet Haiku, BTW, were not written by the Bored Professional Women. I snagged them from someplace like beer.com or another equally highbrow website.

Cans of Pabst, Blatz, Bud
Adorn the yard like daisies
Aluminum blooms

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Stares blankly at screen
Mullet head pondering asks
What is a haiku?

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Mullet’s bastard child
shot his old man in the head
Jerry Springer drools

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backwoods mullet man
his sister finds it sexy
they don’t use condoms

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Ungodly hairball
a cat could not hack up worse
you still think it’s cool

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Laughs loud at gay jokes
Mullet stud, with his earrings
And turquoise IROC