Monday Morning Mullet Haiku

Brown glass hits mail box
Green glass, cans, hit traffic sign
Mullet recycles

Re: Michael Bolton
Mullet Club Status: Revoked
And, yet, songs still blow.

Tapped on the shoulder
“‘Scuse me, ma’am. This seat taken?”
I whirl ’round, man screams

Mohawks bleedin’ rule!
Antisocial spikes which — huh?
Sorry, wrong web site.

2 thoughts on “Monday Morning Mullet Haiku

  1. bc says:

    I grabbed a whole sh*tload of mullet haiku from the Church of Beer a year ago. I started sending them to my sis in southern CA, pretty much every day. They still make us giggle.


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