More mullet haiku

Apparently we’re not so tired of mullet haiku or other kinds, either. Mair and I wrote email comments back and forth yesterday in the form of haiku.
It’s a gift.

Here’s some more mullet haiku from beerchurch or whatever the hell it was:

Hairdo says something
Only the best for me, friend
Another Schmidt, please

Her new cuttin shears
Mama ain’t cut hair before
A knack for mullets

Alabama air
Beer and smokes, passenger side
Wife and kids, back seat

Brother went to war
I bought an old camaro
We live for freedom!

Daring styled mane
With darkly tinted glasses
NO ONE stops me now!