Mullet Haiku

Well, I’ve been trying to quit, don’t ya know, but couldn’t resist the call of the mullet. Call me a mulletard.

That reminds me, one of the blogs I’ve been reading is by a woman who calls people she doesn’t like Fucktards.

I like it. A lot!
It’s so descriptive. By golly, you never have to wonder where she stands on anything.

And now, freshly lifted from BeerChurch archives ….
It’s Mullet Haiku!
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Empty Stroh’s beer cans
Oxycontin on the brain
Wonders why no job
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Tug on the mullet
Cousin’s thumb is in my bum
Honeymoon heaven
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mulletard (see, I stole this)

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Afternoon at home
Jerry Springer show inspires
Viewers, guests the same
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Chet
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Chet had several good ones in there, he is no doubt frittering his talent away on silly time-wasting things like mullet Haiku.
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What? Me? Shaddup.

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i have to study
but the mullet compels me
to write more haikus

david a
[this one is totally in the spirit, don’t you think?]
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Bitchin’ Camaro <——– that's me
Foghat on Blaupunkt Speakers
Cops Snatched My Sweet-Leaf

Freddy (NotFer)Proffit
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Shoot those bowling pins!
Anything for a good time
Fish with T-N-T

david
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Hair gel too costly
My mother has a mullet
Therapy? You bet!

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Mullet head poet
Bikini, lawn chair web marks
Six-pack for dinner
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katie sue
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My car cost more
Than my home on wheels
Heh, beat that, man!
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Pink Bird Freak
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