Pretty funny today. 🙂
July 10, 2006
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
Enron founder Ken Lay died last week of a massive
heart attack. In May, Lay was convicted on 10
counts of securities fraud and related charges,
and was expected to be given a lengthy prison
term at his sentencing later this year.
Would TopFive kick a man while he’s down? You betcha!
The Top 17 Ken Lay Epitaphs
17> Here lies Kennyboy, who’s not so well, for now he cooks his
books in Hell.
16> Here lie your retirement savings.
15> According to our accountants, my lifespan was supposed to be
2,461 years long.
14> Ask me about my eternal damnation!
13> In a few million years, I can be traded as a commodity.
12> Kenneth Lee Lay, 1942-2006. (See also 15 U.S.C. 78j(b),
78m(a), 78m(b)(2), and 78ff; and 18 U.S.C. 371, 1014, 1343,
1344, 1956(a)(1)(A)(1), 1956(a)(1)(B)(1), 1956(h), 2,
and 3551 et seq.)
11> Lay off!
10> Stiff, cold, rotten — and now dead!
9> Actually, I was shot by Dick Cheney.
8> Kindly remember that urinating on a grave is a Class A
7> Now *officially* worm shit.
6> You want justice? How’s this: Satan is doing me doggy-style
5> Wait… I had a heart?!?
4> Just like California, it’s lights out for me.
3> Ken Lay: *nobody’s* prison bitch!
2> Hey, how bad could a place with this many lawyers and
and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Ken Lay Epitaph…
1> … and I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t
for those meddling stockholders!
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