This just kills me. I think this game is way funny, even if I am bad at it. I will never ascend at this rate. Whatever ascend is….

You’re fighting a Bread Golembread golem

This is a golem made out of a loaf of bread. You find him crusty and his wit stale. Having thought the previous sentence, you almost hope he manages to kick your ass.

He gets the jump on you.

He starts to sing a bland, boring song, but you say “baby, I’m’a want you to stop that.”