Fire up the Haiku Engine

Mair writes:

I just re-read all of the haiku on your website.  Some of them made me laugh out loud.  Good stuff, baby.  Those writers are VERY intelligent and talented!

Re-read old Haiku
Time to make up new Haiku
Homework avoidance?


Washed sheets, made the bed
Vacuumed, gardened, dishes done
Homework avoidance?

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Now what shall I do?
Two-mile walk, petted all dogs
Homework avoidance?

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Get out the shovel
Ooops, stole that one from sister.
Homework avoidance.

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Flowin like river
I could do this forever.
Homework avoidance.

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Me thinks Mair may not want to do her homework today.