This is from Defective Yeti, a fine and funny blogger and one of the only three on the planet I read fairly regularly.
Where’s Keith When You Need ‘Em? A woman is giving me her personal information over the phone:
“First name: Janet; Last name: Oakley. Email address: firstname.lastname@example.org; that’s J as in James, A as in Andrew, O as in Oscar, A as in Andrew, K as in, uhhhhhhhhh, Welcomebackkotter …”