Two of them made me lol so I had to share.

–==++ TopFive’s News Headlines ++==–

Bush: Carter Is Irrelephant

Al Gore Successfully Lures Two Lost Whales Back to Ocean

“Star Wars” Turns 30; I Turn Really Really Old

G-8 Leaders Promise More Whatever for Africa

“Hello… Jerry!”: Falwell Compliments God on His Perfect
“Newman” Impression

Barry Bonds Implodes Into Quantum Steroid Singularity

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Brad Osberg (5), Mark Niebuhr (6),

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