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Alec Baldwin Still Waiting for Father’s Day Call

Global Warming Fears Ease as Penguins Return to Capistrano

Juneteenth Celebrations: A Nation Says “What?”

Political Bloggers’ Success Still Not Getting Them Laid

Libby Busy Converting Stock Portfolio into Cigarettes

New Dad Faces First “Whoa, Nellie!” Diaper Change

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Joseph Moore (4,6)

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