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Alaska Blaze Levels Dozens of Igloos

Rectal-Launch Fireworks Victim: Common Sense Ruled Out as Cause
of Death

Suicide Bomber Foiled by Prozac

Economy: Spike in Camping Gear Sales Linked to Warm Weather,
Mortgage Rates

Clown Sues Barnum & Bailey After Being Replaced by Pieborg 3000

U.S. Fund Manager Trades According to National Teenage
Pregnancy Rates Because Hey That’s About the Only Damn
Thing Nobody’s Tried Yet

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