I just saw a couple of funny t-shirts in one of the thousands of catalogs I get –
I would exercise
but it makes me spill my drink.
Baby, sitting (possibly on a potty chair) with this t-shirt on:
Poop is my business.
Business is good.
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says “Just Say No To Crack” and it reminds you to pull up your jeans. 🙂
If I gave a crap,
you’d be the first
person I give it to.
Okay, are these not funny?