I just saw a couple of funny t-shirts in one of the thousands of catalogs I get –

I would exercise
but it makes me spill my drink.

Baby, sitting (possibly on a potty chair) with this t-shirt on:

Poop is my business.
Business is good.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says “Just Say No To Crack” and it reminds you to pull up your jeans. 🙂

If I gave a crap,
you’d be the first
person I give it to.

Okay, are these not funny?