DOES MASTURBATION CAUSE STUTTERING, BLINDNESS, OR HAIRY PALMS?
As a young boy you get bombarded by the fear that masturbation can cause stuttering, blindness, or hairy palms. Even if you escape these maladies, you can still be left feeling like a degenerate. Fear no more. In an article titled “Ejaculation Frequency and Prostate Cancer,” in the April 7, 2004, issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association, you finally find out that whacking off may be good for you. This article states that ejaculation frequency is not related to increased risk of prostate cancer and that the group that had an ejaculation frequency of greater than 21 times per month had a lower risk of prostate cancer. Great! And no hairy palms.