[from Mair, who is too big a chicken or too lazy to ever post this crap herself] Rowr!
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I
Said to her, “I never want to live in a vegetative
state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that
ever happens, just pull the plug.”
She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.
She’s such a bitch.