FAVORITE HANGOVER CURES

Who cares whether or not they work; these time-honored favorites are more fun than sleep and water.

1. The Prairie Oyster (olive oil, 1 tablespoon tomato ketchup, 1 egg yolk, salt and pepper, Tabasco sauce, Worcestershire sauce, vinegar or lemon juice)
2. Cold pizza (the poor man?s sirloin)
3. IV fluids (it helps to date an MD or paramedic)
4. Vitamins B and C in massive doses
5. Hair of the dog that bit you (e. g. , a Bloody Mary?the homeopathic approach)