Scuff was loving on Bob last night while he was on the computer. She has a tendency to give not-so-gentle love bites to the unwary, and she gave Bob a good one right on the eyebrow. Bad Kitty! Made him holler and bleed, and we all jumped about a foot, including the cat (who actually flew a little before she jumped).

Moral of the Story:  One must pay attention when one’s cat is demanding it. It’s The Law.

I am a bad person, and laughed at poor Bob after my heart settled back into my chest. See, because I obey The Law, I can always tell when Scuff’s getting ready to do that bite thing and thus avoid it.

On a completely unrelated note:

Too smart bird