I just chopped an onion for some baked beans. That damned onion was so strong I swear to god it was like rubbing steel wool on my eyeballs. I cried like a little bitch and really f*cked up my makeup. Not good, I spent a long time on it this morning because we’re going out later and I’m too lazy to do it twice in one day. Blew that one. I look like an OMG ZOMBIE. Black down to midcheek, and it’s not just my normal dark circles.

More than you needed to know.

And the baked beans weren’t that good.