Top 5 Headlines

–==++ TopFive’s News Headlines ++==–

Ike Turner Beats Tina to Death

This Jeopardy Host Had a Mild Heart-Attack; Who Is Alex Trebek?

Global Warming Directly Attributed to Size of Osmond Family

Bush Goes Back in Time to Stop Iran’s Nuke Program

Two-Year-Old Discovers Juice Cup Megaphone

Credits: Greg Preece (1), Jerry L. Embry (2), Dave Henry (3),
David Kass (4), Travis Ruetenik (5)

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  1. bc says:

    Am I totally macabre because #1 makes me laugh everytime I see it?
    I hated Ike for what he did to Tina, but they surely made good music together.


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