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Ike Turner Beats Tina to Death

This Jeopardy Host Had a Mild Heart-Attack; Who Is Alex Trebek?

Global Warming Directly Attributed to Size of Osmond Family

Bush Goes Back in Time to Stop Iran’s Nuke Program

Two-Year-Old Discovers Juice Cup Megaphone

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