Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.
—Judith Viorst

Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.
— Adrienne Gusoff

Do you know why the menopausal (pre-menstrual) woman crossed the road?

To kill the chicken.
— Jane Condon
[I’ve wanted to cross the road/hall to kill the chicken pretty much every day this week.  Thank Jeebus the weekend is here. Alone time can be so very beneficial]

Also:  One of the great things about being in California is that you can nearly always step outside and go for a walk without freezing your ass off.  I appreciate that.  It’s beautiful today, here on the first day of March.  When we were in Idaho in January our little walks outside nearly killed me.  And they were way too short.