A lovely top five

I think these are all funny except for number 1.  I either don’t get that or there’s nothing to get and it’s not funny.

PS: Happy Easter, Be-yotches.

March 22, 2008

The Top 15 New Names for Roller Derby Chicks
(Part II)

15> Tyra Bangs

14> Pushy Galore

13> Carvin’ Miranda

12> Muhammed Allie

11> Gloria Steininhand

10> Annie Social

9> Emily Post-Partum

8> Hillary Godamn Klingon

7> Natasha Hemorrhage

6> Estee Slaughter

5> Aunt Bea-yotch

4> Leonora Decapitate-o

3> Eve Iscerate

2> Cameron Diazzkicker

and Topfive.com‘s Number 1 New Name for a Roller Derby Chick…

1> Officer Sugartits

[ Copyright 2008 by Chris White/TopFive.com ]

3 thoughts on “A lovely top five

  1. bc says:

    Also, does anyone admire me because I put the actual copyright on Chris’s stuff that I’m posting here more or less illegally? I think he wouldn’t mind that I’m doing it because of the attribution, but … I always cross with the lights so it gives me a little thrill/feeling of doom when I do it.


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