Urban Word of the Day

Urban Word of the Day

March 27, 2008: twitterpated


1)to be completely enamored with someone/something.
2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection.
3) romantically excited (i.e.: aroused)
4) the ever increasing acceleration of heartbeat and body temperature as a result of being engulfed amidst the exhilaration and joy of being/having a romantic entity in someone’s life.

When he smiled at her, the rush of warm, fuzzy, excited sensations that filled her made her realize she was completely twitterpated with this man.

8 thoughts on “Urban Word of the Day

  1. Mair says:

    Ugggg. This sounds a little too familiar. What if one doesn’t WANT to be twitterpated??? How does one make it go away???


  2. Mair says:

    The good news is that I’m getting some GREAT SEX whilst being twitterpated. I call him “the Enigma.” I tried EVERYTHING in my arsenal with him and I failed HARD every time. So I stopped everything, completely. And now he’s coming around a little. I spent the last two nights with him – which is HUGE. He’s big and beautiful and I LOVE cuddling up next to him… SHIT


  3. bc says:

    Dude, if you run away then they are compelled to chase you. It’s the hunter instinct. It’s especially effective if you really mean it.


  4. Mair says:

    He told me the other night that I’ve “really grown on him in the last few weeks,” (which is ironically when I moved out from the house right next door to him). My friend said, in the Enigma’s world, that’s basically professing his undying love. haha


  5. bc says:

    God, can you deal long term with a guy who has to say “Gee, you’ve Grown on me,” as opposed to saying something like, “Mair, I’ve sure missed being close to you, I didn’t realize how much I liked you, I may even be falling in love with you” …?
    Do the online thing and find somebody compatible mentally and emotionally and THEN see if you get some chemistry. You will. It will last a lot longer. You will NOT like Dave after two years. Guaranteed. The lust will go and then what will you have?
    Yes, I understand that this advice will go in one eye and out the other.
    Think Kathy and Tony.
    Think Dry Spell. Think with your head and not your twat. I know, who am I kidding.

    Be happy!


  6. Mair says:

    HAHAHAHA Yer killin me, Beth!! I’m sure everything you said is true, but…. I’m really, really enjoying it right now. I KNOW beyond the shadow of a doubt that my poor little heart is going to get annihilated. And for some insane reason, I DON’T CARE. Damn! and Blast!


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