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Hillary Recants Bosnia Sniper Fire Story; “Might’ve Been Detroit”

Raul Castro Lifts Cuban Ban on Happiness

McCain Only Getting Older Waiting for Democrats

Vegan Goes on Salad-Shooter Rampage

Rock Band Concentrating on Career, Forgetting About Chicks, Man

Credits: John Keadle (1), Jeff Rabinowitz (2), David Kass (3),
Jerry L. Embry (4), Tristan Fabriani (5)