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Pictures of Mormon Cult Wives Shatter All Polygamy Fantasies

Pope Blesses Godless Hell-Bound Churchgoing Protestants

Work Begins on New George W. Bush Liberry

California Points, Laughs at Illinois’ Tiny, Silly Earthquake

Suicidal Man Tells Wife Dress Makes Her Ass Look Fat

Opinion: This Pope Fellow Seems Awfully Obsessed With Catholicism

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Joseph Moore (4,7), Bill Muse (5)

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Liberry. Hah hah, they said Liberry!