Some days these just kill me.

One of the twitterers (tj, probably) said, “Fuck sex checking Phelps – they need to check for an Evinrude up his ass.

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Freddie Mac Suffers More Loses, Fleetwood Mac Goes Its Own Way

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Fewer Medals

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David Kass (4), Joseph Moore (5)

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