Headlines

Some days these just kill me.

One of the twitterers (tj, probably) said, “Fuck sex checking Phelps – they need to check for an Evinrude up his ass.

–==++   TopFive’s News Headlines   ++==–
Russian Tanks Drop Georgia to Number 8 in Coaches Poll

Phelps’ Accepts French Team’s Dare to Swim Back Home

Freddie Mac Suffers More Loses, Fleetwood Mac Goes Its Own Way

Study: Countries Where People Busy Not Starving to Death Win
Fewer Medals

Male Viewers Unsure About Appropriateness of Being Aroused by
Chinese Gymnasts

Credits: Bingo Yarwell (1), Doug Frank (2), Jerry L. Embry (3),
David Kass (4), Joseph Moore (5)

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