shoesonwrong :  Oh good. I was hoping the guy who sat in the other end my absurdly wobbly library table would be an animated hand-talker.

smartasshat @shoesonwrong:   I would suggest walking over to him calmly and putting something under the table leg to stabilize it. Like his foot.

awryone :  Missed connection: You at the other end of an absurdly wobbly library table. We made eye contact, smiled, and then my epilepsy kicked in.


Is this funny to anyone but me?  I think it’s hysterical.   But I can’t tell anymore if it’s funny outside the context of this constant stream of text messages I subject myself to.  Ow.  I’m warping, from the inside out.

5 thoughts on “tweets

  1. Oh, I thought it was hilarious. My boyfriend thinks I’m nuts for busting out laughing for seemingly no reason when I look over at my Twitter. Of course, I follow most of the people you suggested. Twitter isn’t about telling people what you are doing (nobody cares anyway), it’s about 140 character one-liners.


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