shoesonwrong : Oh good. I was hoping the guy who sat in the other end my absurdly wobbly library table would be an animated hand-talker.
smartasshat @shoesonwrong: I would suggest walking over to him calmly and putting something under the table leg to stabilize it. Like his foot.
awryone : Missed connection: You at the other end of an absurdly wobbly library table. We made eye contact, smiled, and then my epilepsy kicked in.
Is this funny to anyone but me? I think it’s hysterical. But I can’t tell anymore if it’s funny outside the context of this constant stream of text messages I subject myself to. Ow. I’m warping, from the inside out.