Oldie but goodie: You must go here and write your vituperative family holiday letter. It’s so easy!

http://www.candygenius.com/letter.html

I’d print mine but at least one of my sisters would think it’s about her (and it’s not, but we are all emotional retards and tend to take things personally that we shouldn’t, some of us more than others) so you’re just going to have to write your own.

Love, Me.

PS, White light out to Anne, please, she needs it on a lot of levels. And … send some to Az, too, while you’re about it.