Urban Word of the Day

November 10: MIRF

(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I’d Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.

“I don’t know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a

“Your momma’s so ugly she’s not a MILF she’s a MIRF!”

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Yeah, I know, it’s sexist or something, but it’s still funny.  My favorite play on MILF (besides MILF-weed on Californication) is this old chestnut: