November 10: MIRF
(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I’d Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.
“I don’t know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a
“Your momma’s so ugly she’s not a MILF she’s a MIRF!”
Yeah, I know, it’s sexist or something, but it’s still funny. My favorite play on MILF (besides MILF-weed on Californication) is this old chestnut: