December 4: screwvenir

….anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone’s house after you’ve slept with them.

Laura didn’t really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.

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I can’t for the life of me think of any screwvenirs that I’ve snagged over these many years.  It’s probably just a faulty memory.