November 8: Febreze shower
When you haven’t showered (and don’t have time to), but you don’t want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with Febreze instead.
Brandon was running late for class, so he settled for a Febreze shower.
So, I’m not sure if this is better or worse than the guys who bathe and then bathe again in aftershave. Bleah. I really, really dislike aftershave. I want to know what a guy actually smells like.