Matthew at  defectiveyeti.com is being brilliant again –

excerpt from

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The Lou Dobbs Fantasy Camp for Peevish Elders

• Each day we will run a poll of your choice, carefully worded to elicit an response overwhelming in its agreement with your views (E.g., “Do you believe Congress should give Obama the benefit of the doubt AND A CASTLE??!”) Remember: scientific^* polls turn opinion into cold, hard fact.

* Simulated

yes, you should go read the rest of this.