In an alternate reality, this is considered funny stuff. No, really! The staph one made me guffaw. Aw, hell, I liked all of them. These are mostly from Brian Malow and funny commenter peeps at BoingBoing
“Werner Heisenberg MAY have slept here.”
Shroedinger’s cat walked into a bar.
But it didn’t.
Infection walks into a bar. Barkeep says, “We don’t serve your kind
Infection says, “Well, you’re not a very good host!”
Two bacteria walk into a bar. Bartender says,”we don’t serve bacteria
here.” Bacteria replies,”but we work here! We’re staph!”
The hydrogen atom says to the oxygen atom, “Hey buddy, have you seen an electron around here? I seem to have lost mine.”
“Are you sure you lost it?” the oxygen atom asks.
And the hydrogen atom says, “I’m positive!”
So an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says “I hate you guys” and pours two beers.
A Large Hadron Collider walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, we don’t serve large hadron colliders in here.”
The Large Hadron Collider says, “That’s OK. I’m broke, anyway.”
A Lichen walks into a bar. The bartender says “we don’t serve your Kind in here.” The Lichen says “that’s O.K., we don’t drink.”
A photon checks into a hotel. The bell hop asks him ” Can I help you with your luggage?” To which the photon replies, “I don’t have any. I’m traveling light.”
A neutron goes into a bar and orders a beer. As the neutron is reaching for its wallet, the bartender looks at it and says, “Oh, for you–no charge.”
3 thoughts on “Bad Science Joke Day”
Made me laugh! 🙂
Also like this theme. It has a similar 3-way split sidebar thingy like on my new one, which I think is quite nice for organising stuff.
Hah! Me, too! We are very geeky.
Glad you like the skin, it is kind of similar to one of my old favorites. Same designer.
Nice jokes! Something to put a smile on my face today.
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