Urban Word of the Day

January 8: Nearsighted Date

As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you’ve seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.

“Well, I saw her profile pics on Facebook, so it was more of a nearsighted date than a blind date

“Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym.”

“That’s the last nearsighted date I ever go on…her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago.”


Good lord, these people are shallow.