January 27, 2010

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

Google’s first cell phone, the Nexus One, has
left a string of unhappy customers in its wake
after it’s debut a few weeks ago. Complaints
include spotty 3G connectivity, a high early
termination fee, poor customer support from
Google and problems with the touchscreen.

The Top 13 Biggest Complaints About the New Google Phone

13> The color scheme clashes unmercifully with your pocket
protector.

12> No matter what you’re searching for, it keeps responding
with, “I can see your house from here.”

11> The numeric keypad is in alphabetical order.

10> If you try to use Bing, it Tases you, then automatically
dials the FCC Monopoly Reporting Hotline.

9> When you search for your new boyfriend’s number, it only
returns: “You could do better.”

8> Default “Ch-ching!” ringtone.

7> That voice saying, “Wrong app, loser!” gets annoying after
awhile.

6> It’s uncomfortable wearing those 3G glasses.

5> If you hold it in your hand and drive 88 mph, you don’t
travel through time.

4> Whenever you hit the speed dial for “Dad” it keeps ringing
up Wilbur, the neighbor down the street.

3> Blocks all calls for Chinese take-out.

2> Phone keeps asking if you want to play a game of Global
Thermonuclear War.

and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Biggest
Complaint About the New Google Phone…

1> Every time you hit “I’m Feeling Lucky,” it dials Tiger Woods.

[ Copyright 2010 by Chris White/TopFive.com ]