A real man is a  woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her  down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and  comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she  never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget  regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give  in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she  always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and  will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive,  and invincible.
No wait…  sorry… I’m thinking of wine.
Never mind.

HAHAHA! kkkkk thx MairMair