Go read this, it’s so funny. And true for me (although admittedly less so as I age).
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/06/this-is-why-ill-never-be-adult.html
OMFG, update, I just read another one. It’s about Spiders.
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/spiders-are-scary-its-okay-to-be-afraid.html
compu-diva.com 
“Imma fuck you up, spiders”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m crying! Beautiful!
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“I can’t even feel sorry for baby spiders with birth defects”
damn straight… that’s their ploy. to make you feel sorry for them, then they suck you in and the clones attack you… hate ’em.
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