Remember this?

I am going through papers I should probably throw away (but won’t) and found this printed out email in the pile.  Made me laugh again.   The email was from March of 1997.  🙂  Yes, I’ve been carrying it around that long. And you wonder how it could take so long to unpack ….. But on a positive note, now that I’ve wrapped it into this post, I can throw it away!  CLEAN ALL THE THINGS!!!

… approximate number of the Beast.
Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 high-precision Beast
0.666 number of the Millibeast
/666 Beast common denominator
1010011010 binary number of the Beast
1-666-666-6666 telephone number of the Beast
66666 zip code of the Beast
666-66-6666 Social Security number of the Beast
1-900-666-6666 Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call now! (Over 18, please.)
$665.95 retail price of the Beast
$769.95 price of the Beast with all accessories (replacement set)
$656.66 Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 next week’s Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 highway of the Beast
666o F. oven temperature for roast Beast
666K retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg recommended daily allowance of the Beast
6.66% five-year CD interest rate of First Beast of Hell National Bank ($666 minimum deposit)
Lotus 6-6-6 spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 word processor of the Beast
666i BMW of the Beast
A166686 CPU of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
668 Hades Way street address of the Beast’s next-door neighbor
ddd the Beast viewed in a mirror
999 the Beast viewed upside-down
1 the Beast viewed sideways
333 the Beast after dieting
111 the Beast as a toddler
444 quorum of the Beast
666 Flags over Texas amusement park of the Beast
“In the Year 6666” heavy-metal song of the Beast
“666 Trombones” “The Music Man” song of the Beast
Now We Are 666 A.A. Milne children’s story title of the Beast
Six and the Single Beast porn manual of the Beast
“666 Degrees of Separation” party game of connections with Kevin Bacon — uh, with the Beast

3 thoughts on “Remember this?

  1. bc says:

    I liked the “Live Beast” one a lot, too. And have been singing that damned song for three days now. “In the year 2525 ….” AAAAAARGH.
    We’ve been doing this a long time now, haven’t we? Sometimes it seems like Al invented the internet just last week.


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