I am going through papers I should probably throw away (but won’t) and found this printed out email in the pile. Made me laugh again. The email was from March of 1997. 🙂 Yes, I’ve been carrying it around that long. And you wonder how it could take so long to unpack ….. But on a positive note, now that I’ve wrapped it into this post, I can throw it away! CLEAN ALL THE THINGS!!!
670
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… approximate number of the Beast. |
DCLXVI
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… Roman numeral of the Beast |
666.0000 | … high-precision Beast |
0.666 | … number of the Millibeast |
/666 | … Beast common denominator |
1010011010 | … binary number of the Beast |
1-666-666-6666 | … telephone number of the Beast |
66666 | … zip code of the Beast |
666-66-6666 | … Social Security number of the Beast |
1-900-666-6666 | … Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call now! (Over 18, please.) |
$665.95 | … retail price of the Beast |
$769.95 | … price of the Beast with all accessories (replacement set) |
$656.66 | … Walmart price of the Beast |
$646.66 | … next week’s Walmart price of the Beast |
Phillips 666 | … gasoline of the Beast |
Route 666 | … highway of the Beast |
666o F. | … oven temperature for roast Beast |
666K | … retirement plan of the Beast |
666 mg | … recommended daily allowance of the Beast |
6.66% | … five-year CD interest rate of First Beast of Hell National Bank ($666 minimum deposit) |
Lotus 6-6-6 | … spreadsheet of the Beast |
Word 6.66 | … word processor of the Beast |
666i | … BMW of the Beast |
A166686 | … CPU of the Beast |
DSM-666 (revised) | … Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast |
668 Hades Way | … street address of the Beast’s next-door neighbor |
ddd | … the Beast viewed in a mirror |
999 | … the Beast viewed upside-down |
1 | … the Beast viewed sideways |
333 | … the Beast after dieting |
111 | … the Beast as a toddler |
444 | … quorum of the Beast |
666 Flags over Texas | … amusement park of the Beast |
“In the Year 6666” | … heavy-metal song of the Beast |
“666 Trombones” | … “The Music Man” song of the Beast |
Now We Are 666 | … A.A. Milne children’s story title of the Beast |
Six and the Single Beast | … porn manual of the Beast |
“666 Degrees of Separation” | … party game of connections with Kevin Bacon — uh, with the Beast |
“In the Year 6666”
:snort:
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it was “Live Beast” that got me chuckling, and retail/walmart prices that woke me up! an oldie but goodie!
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I liked the “Live Beast” one a lot, too. And have been singing that damned song for three days now. “In the year 2525 ….” AAAAAARGH.
We’ve been doing this a long time now, haven’t we? Sometimes it seems like Al invented the internet just last week.
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