I think you have to have an iPhone or at least a smartphone for this to be completely hilarious, because you’ll know from experience how true it all is.
I’ve had this exact vag correction. Really! Gawd. I have been reading this at work, with tears running down my cheeks.
Also, I have a hard time gagging down that Terbium. Tastes like chemicals.
Okay, here’s one of mine from last week.