Filming is like a long air journey: there’s so much hanging around and boredom that they keep giving you food.

He who laughs most, learns best.

I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that’s to get rid of all my other desires.

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.

When people say ‘I’m not a prude, but …’ what they mean is ‘I am a prude, and …’.

You don’t have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life’s about change.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel, and incompetent comes naturally to me.
All from John Cleese