November 7, 2011
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
Nigel Tufnel, ace guitarist for the band Spinal Tap,
is rightfully famous for having a custom-made amplifier
that trumps the standard 1-10 volume scale by going
all the way to 11; “Well, it’s one louder, isn’t it?”
This Friday (11-11-11) is unofficially Nigel Tufnel Day.
How will YOU commemorate this once-a-century occasion?
The Top 11 Ways to Celebrate Nigel Tufnel Day
11> Show up to work at 11:11. With an attitude.
10> Turn it up to 12, then spontaneously combust.
9> Two words: Pipers piping
8> New Top5 List: The Top 11 Reasons Spinal Tap Kicks
Metallica’s Wussy Ass!
7> Get a spinal tap and when the nurse asks you to rate your
pain on a scale of 1 to 10, smile as you wince and say, “11.”
6> Dust for vomit.
5> At the grocery store, take one egg out of every dozen carton
and smash it on the ground in the name of Rock ‘N’ Roll!
4> Go to the airport and hand out cucumbers wrapped in foil.
3> Have a threesome with Nadia Comeneci and Mary Lou Retton.
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2> Pencil in an 11th Commandment in your Bible: “Thou shalt
not stop at 10, you bleedin’ wankers.”
and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Way
to Celebrate Nigel Tufnel Day…
1> For one day, feel superior to Letterman’s “Only Goes
to Ten” list.
[ Copyright 2011 by Chris White/TopFive.com ]