Action Verbs to Use Sparingly on Résumés

ACTION VERBS TO USE SPARINGLY ON RÉSUMÉS.  Another one from McSweeney’s.
BY DAVE ASH

bastardized
misappropriated
corrupted
pissed away
undermined
blamed
sodomized
obfuscated
extorted
fondled
marred
pimped

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