Haiku: Star Wars

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Star Wars!

Credits at the end
And a note from George Lucas:
Kiss My Ass, FanBoys!

Haiku do I write
Short sentences well fit me
Yoda is my name.

I’m in the wrong biz.
The take for two days was what?
One hundred million!


Camped out for tickets,
Light sabers and tents on the street.
Hottest fans EVER.


Didn’t see first two,
Of the second set, that is
Not a big fan, me.

Don’t need a shower,
Don’t need no stinkin job, too.
Waiting in line is so zen.