ACTION VERBS TO USE SPARINGLY ON RÉSUMÉS. Another one from McSweeney’s.
BY DAVE ASH
bastardized
misappropriated
corrupted
pissed away
undermined
blamed
sodomized
obfuscated
extorted
fondled
marred
pimped
ACTION VERBS TO USE SPARINGLY ON RÉSUMÉS. Another one from McSweeney’s.
BY DAVE ASH
bastardized
misappropriated
corrupted
pissed away
undermined
blamed
sodomized
obfuscated
extorted
fondled
marred
pimped
Here are the yellow flowers I threaten to look up the name for every spring. I never do, though, and they will forever be those Daisy-looking things.
#photohunt
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I am:
The chief instigator of the “cyberpunk” wave of the 1980s, his razzle-dazzle futuristic intrigues were, for a while, the most imitated work in science fiction. |
I realize this is vaguely lame, yet here it is, blogged by me.
Yeah, need another glass of wine.
I’m drinking a nice little inexpensive Hahn ’04 Pinot Noir and eating home grown tomatoes (not grown by me, of course or they’d be inedible) and snacky Hot Punjabi Mix for dinner. The mix is is a hot (obviously) Indian vegetarian mix consisting mostly of garbanzos and things made with garbanzo flour shaped into … things. And some raisins, peanuts, and various other sundry assorted foodstuffs coated liberally with chili powder. It’s quite good, but has overpowered the hell out of my benign little Pinot.
Saw this on Cyberwolfe‘s blog, it was rather amusing.
1. YOUR SPY NAME: (middle name and current street name)
Jean McKinley. I’ll take my martini up, 2 olives … Shaken, not Stirred.
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad’s side, your favorite candy)
Lillias Grover Almond Joy. I don’t *think* so. Butterfinger was up there, too. Even Worse.
3. YOUR RAP NAME (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
B’Cam or betterstill, B Mc G.
4. YOUR GAMER TAG: (a favorite color, a favorite animal)
Green Hornet? Wait, that comes later.
Green Rhino
kidding
Green Komodo
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
This is some serious social engineering going on … perhaps we should quit while we’re behind?
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother’s maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet’s Name)
What did I tell you? There’s the mother’s maiden name. I’m going to go hack the Wolfe’s bank account.
Camson Ko
not bad
7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom’s maiden name spelled backwards)
Hmm, there’s that maiden name again, not going there. But Jim — Is Gramma Percy still around?
8. PORN STAR NAME: (first pet’s name, the street you grew up on)
KoKo O’Farrell – cross street, the other’s a number, not so good. KoKo O’Farrell is a fabulous pR0n name, though, isn’t it?? I’m thinking of course about the O’Farrell in SF.
9. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The”, your favorite color, the automobile your dad drives)
Wolfe’s: “The Black Kenworth. I am a semi-hero. Beware my 18 Wheels of Justice!”
Very good!
Mine, not so much, primarily because I have no idea what my dad drives these days. Probably a damn mini-van.
10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate)
Eisenheim Pear Cider. Wait, is Pear Cider a food?
My Boy pirate name was Bloody Henriques the English Terror.
Your Pirate Name Is… |
![]() Evil Firecrotch |
I say … and you think … ?
First, you try it:
1. Video ::
2. Fantasy ::
3. Homework ::
4. Crush ::
5. Late ::
6. Husband ::
7. Soccer ::
8. Wine ::
9. Before ::
10. Romantic ::
Now I’ll do it:
I say … and you think … ?
1. Video ::tape
2. Fantasy ::Island [De plane! De plane!]
3. Homework :: crushing
4. Crush ::preteen
5. Late ::husband
6. Husband :: ex
7. Soccer ::fever
8. Wine ::kangaroo
9. Before ::after
10. Romantic ::dinner
From http://subliminal.lunanina.com/
These are more interesting than sometimes.
I say … and you think … ?
1. Immune ::
2. Together ::
3. Blank ::
4. Professional ::
5. Thousand ::
6. Penetration ::
7. Shutter ::
8. Upside down ::
9. Neck ::
10. Unlisted ::
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Here are mine:
1. Immune :: system
2. Together :: again
3. Blank :: drive
4. Professional :: woman
5. Thousand :: miles
6. Penetration :: [body part]
7. Shutter :: shudder
8. Upside down :: [sexual postion – apparently have sex on the brain today]
9. Neck :: kiss
10. Unlisted :: phone number
And hey, I’ve had too much vodka to type coherently without overs (and more overs) so memes are good.
Your Quirk Factor: 72% |
![]() You’re so quirky, it’s hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal. No doubt about it, there’s little about you that’s “normal” or “average.” |
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