* Old Cat Quotes

  1. “There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.”
  2. “Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”
  3. “Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. – Jeff Valdez”
  4. “In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats. – English proverb”
  5. “As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. – Ellen Perry Berkeley”
  6. “The smallest feline is a masterpiece. – Leonardo da Vinci”
  7. “There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. – Anonymous”
  8. “One cat just leads to another. – Ernest Hemingway”
  9. “No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens. – Abraham Lincoln”
  10. “A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. – Ernest Hemingway”
  11. “Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. – Mary Bly”
  12. “Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat.- Mark Twain”
  13. “If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat. – Mark Twain”
  14. “People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life. – Faith Resnick”
  15. “I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. – Jules Verne”
  16. “Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer. – Bruce Graham”
  17. “There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. – Anonymous”
  18. “I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. – Hippolyte Taine”
  19. “There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. – Albert Schweitzer”
  20. “The cat has too much spirit to have no heart. – Ernest Menaul”
  21. “Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow.- George F. Will”
  22. “If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.- Nan Porter”
  23. “Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. – Unknown”
  24. “Time spent with cats is never wasted. – Colette”
  25. “Beware of people who dislike cats. – Irish proverb”
  26. “You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. -Colonial American proverb”
  27. “Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.- Joseph Wood Krutch”
  28. “Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.- John S. Nichols”
  29. “Cats are mysterious folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of. – Sir Walter Scott”
  30. “Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”
  31. “How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. – Robert A. Heinlein”
  32. “There are no ordinary cats. – Colette”
  33. “Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body. – Erma Bombeck”
  34. “Everything comes to those who wait…except a cat. – Marilyn Peterson”
  35. “The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal. – Sir Compton Mackenzie”
  36. “To assume a cat is asleep is a grave mistake. He can close his eyes and keep both his ears awake. – Aileen Fisher”
  37. “A cat can purr its way out of anything.- Donna McCrohan”
  38. “Those who will play with cats must expect to be scratched. – Cervantes”
  39. “If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat. – Robert A. Heinlein”
  40. “In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. – Warren Eckstein”
  41. “If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain”
  42. “If cats had opposable thumbs, they would have no need of humans – Toby”
  43. “Dogs have owners, Cats have staff – Unknown”
  44. “The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. -Paula Poundstone”
  45. “Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, “I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice? -Bette Midler”
  46. “Cats don’t bark and act brave when they see something small in fur or feathers, they kill it. Dogs tend to bravado. They’re braggarts. In the great evolutionary drama the dog is Sergeant Bilko, the cat is Rambo.” –James Gorman
  47. “I gave my cat a bath the other day … they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…” –Steve Martin
  48. “The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.” –W. C. Fields
  49. To a cat, “NO!” means “Not while I’m looking” — Unknown
  50. “When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.” – Rodney Dangerfield

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