http://damnyouautocorrect.com/13603/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year/

Go read all 25 of them.  My belly and cheeks hurt from it.

Quote of the day from Calvin Trillian:

I’m in favor of liberalized immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I’d let just about everybody in except the English.

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